1. He sticks his hand down the sink into the garbage disposal to clean out the crud.
2. He takes my coffee cup that is 1/3 of the way full, heats it in the microwave for 25 seconds, adds more hot coffee from the pot and stirs in a Splenda. Then repeats the process in 10 minutes when my coffee is running low again.
3. He never makes me clean the toilets.
4. He gets me water in the middle of the night when I am positively parched.
5. He calls me his "Little Missile" and laughs when I am on a rant about something.
6. He always asks me if he can make me scrambled eggs.
7. He is the most efficient vaccuumer in the entire world- he always does the baseboards!
8. He tells me I look pretty, smell good and that I don't have back fat.
9. He calls Verizon and DirecTv to yell at them when I just don't have the strength.
10. He tells me that I am the best thing that ever happened to him- even on days when I most likely don't deserve it.
4 comments:
Laura, in the 30+ years, Bill and I have been married, I have never cleaned a toilet. That was in our "prenup." You rock Corey!!!!
awww corey you are so sweet and Laura you totally deserve someone like him! Bill and I love hanging out with you guys! double dates with you two are the BEST!!!!
Aww! What a good Corey! I know your are going to keep adding to that list until it is 1001 reasons long.
Yep, he's a keeper. Just like my Boy. I do think there is a direct link to the amount of food they cook us and the development of back fat. Hypothetically speaking. Because we don't have back fat. Gahhhhh!
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