Paso Robles

Drive down Hwy 46 and make a left on Vineyard Drive. Follow winding road past scores of wineries. Pass idyllic farmhouses surrended by grapes. Remark over and over again on the fact that people actually live in these storybook homes. Stop at tasting rooms as you see fit. Purchase bottles of wine because you just can't help yourself.

Decide that 3 wineries are more than enough for one afternoon. Drive 25 miles down winding Vineyard Drive back to Highway 46. Feel nauseous as Pinot Noir, Rose, Zinfandel, Pinot Grigio, Syrah, Petite Syrah, Voignier and friends began sloshing in stomach. Note the scores and scores of vineyards back to back to back all down the highway that you just don't have time to stop at. Conclusion: America must really, really like their wine. But that's ok. Because Jesus did too.